Battlestations! All hands on couch!
Some of you may wonder, how does your champion start off a victory. I'll tell you.
It begins with a bar of Zest. You must be a constant reminder to your foe of his filthy, filthy defeats. Next, four bowls of General Mills' delicious Cheerios for all of your daily needs. Cheerios are victory food, I assure you.
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