Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hour 3

Greetings to my fans, young and old.

As I'm sure you all might expect, I am in the lead by some ten to fifteen minutes. This valiant effort on my part has not come without cost. I am very sleepy, as I only slept four hours last night, and I am starting to think about making a strategic visit to the corner store in order to purchase some kind of caffeinated beverage. 

As we enter hour 3, I am again without sound on my television machine, so now would be the most opportune time for things like visits to the store, or bathroom breaks.

Sandy and I are both in good spirits though, as the reality of the hours and hours ahead of us has not yet come crashing down. This feeling cannot possibly last.

I and my delicious water must now return to the fray, and I would demand that you all wish me luck, but we all know that I do not need luck. I am potent. I quiver with anticipation, for sweet victory is never far.

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