Hour 5

The main character of this game is one of the stupidest characters in anything I've ever played or read or watched. It's actually kind of a blessing when I don't have sound going.

Other than the obnoxious main character, this game is pretty fun so far. Plenty of fire spells, and summoning stuff is pretty entertaining.

The day's first pee is coming up in the next few minutes. Fear not, I will not waste time. You can time me if you like, but I expect it will seem like two hours until you hear from me again. I assure you all that it will not take that long. I am a very fast urinator. I am also very fast at Final Fantasy! 

I bet my stupid opponent is slow at peeing. What do you think? Slow? Or just stupid? Pretty stupid right? That's right.